Science

The worst class ever. You don't do anything fun except stupid labs you only do once a fricking year. Your teacher makes it worst. I really hate science. I really do. Sorry I guess I just needed to rant about science. Do you like science? Comment down below. Oh wait this isn't YouTube. Now that your here let's talk about puppies. I like puppies. I have one. His name is senior woofers. He keeps running away tho. That dang dog. He is annoying but I guess I love him. Anyone want him. Senior woofers needs a new home. He has brown hair and a weird bark. If you want him text me at 6666666666. Thanks

science ;))

by Owo uwu owo iwi May 6, 2019

DUMBSHIT SCIENCE

Doing dumb shit for science. also, know as jackass.

ride down a slide that has bumps with a skateboard to see if it won't break your back for dumbshit science.

by RickyJohnJones May 14, 2021

Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.

Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Science

Everything

Person 1: Can science just not be a thing?

Person 2: So you don’t want to be a thing

by ShanJam June 14, 2022

Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it

Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!

by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

super-science

Super-science tells us that physical space moving forward in time can be annealed into a single line stretching from super-symmetry to ex-finity.

The single line is an MRAM-line divided into uncountable parts; and has a length of 10^10 Planck-lengths.

Magneto-resistive RAM divided into uncountable parts has a Planck-length of 10^10.

This is also the speed of the universe.

Super-science tells us our thoughts are stretching the universe.

by flightfacilities February 13, 2022