flying fuck

something that is very rarely given.
usually a user will say they will not give someone else one if they are annoyed or angered by a comment by the same person.

#1: Wow you suck. I beat you at Halo for the 56th time.
#2: I don't give a flying fuck!

by swamp thing November 10, 2005

flying penis

when a guy slaps a girl with his boner

damn that bitch, im going to give her a FLYING PENIS that will teach her not to bite my left testicle off

by Bill Fang June 22, 2009

flying swordsman

a sexual act where the man jumps across the room and tries to enter the womans fanny in mid-air

Ryan did the flying swordsmans to his boyfriend but he missed and broke his cock

by jeremy gillman December 22, 2007

Flying Fudge

When you proceed to defecate onto ones family member then you push them down a hill in a shopping cart.

"Dude i just Flying Fudged your great grandpa last night!"

by Tyler Bonilla Whittaker January 30, 2009

flying sausage

When a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his penis into her vagina.

man, i pulled a flying sausage on my wife, but i missed and smashed the fuck out of my face.

by marc and alex March 31, 2007

dead fly

and old punk dance when you collapse on the floor and twitch in time to the music

So you'd be at this punk all-dayer, and you'd feel something at your foot while you are pogoing. You look down to see someone doing the dead fly. Without a moment's thought you stamp on the fucker's face

by hermaphrodite October 09, 2004

pop fly

Getting a boner at random times for no specific reason.

The class laughed loudly when they saw that Ronnie had caught a long pop fly during class.

by MikeInBrazil69 December 23, 2009