field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

Liam Fields

basically an angry old man, sometimes sounds like a cat.

wow john was being a real Liam last night. yeah he was such a liam fields.

by laram farms November 9, 2021

Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022

Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass

I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.

by Komoot May 19, 2021

field trip

something that will always be normal unless you're with the friends

"please let this be a normal field trip"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024

Freddie fields

The person that sucks your toenails off
It's like a 3 am challenge but it's not 3 am

often meets up with an aaron to engage in sexual relationships

"Chad 1 : You done 5 nights at freddies dude?"
"Chad 2: Nah fuck that bro dont wanna get my toenails licked from Freddie fields"

by coolDud369 June 3, 2020

Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.

Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022