a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"
your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking
by lolyourtrash March 8, 2023
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Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.
I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.
by bolivari May 25, 2023
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Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021
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