blasé faire

-adjective

Apathetic, indifferent, and unwilling to meddle in the affairs of others. Generally meh.From the French words blasé and laissez faire.

Friend A: "How are things going? How was your day?"

Friend B: "Eh, I'm pretty blasé faire."

by lyrical_wordsmif April 23, 2011

off with the fairies.

Used to describe people who are daydreaming, mentally unsound, not in touch with reality or incapacitated by alcohol or drugs.

Andy: "Aye look at Joe staring into space!"
Kris: "Yeah he's always off with the fairies."

by FathomOne April 14, 2014

Fairfax County Public Schools

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

by Biteme November 16, 2004

Santorum Fairy

A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.

Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.

by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011

Fairweather Johnson

Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.

Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."

by Crimson X October 19, 2010

Coffee fairy

That anonymous individual who starts the office coffee machine in the morning, but at an hour so early as to avoid ever being observed doing so by co-workers. To everyone else, the result is a fresh pot of coffee that seemingly appears out of nowhere, as though it was prepared by fairies.

My mother always goes the lab early to prep the skin grafts for culturing and usually puts on a pot of coffee while she's there. One morning, a co-worker from clinical trials had to come in early as well, walked into the kitchen as she was scooping the grounds into the filter, and gasped in pleasant surprise, "It's you! You're the coffee fairy!"

by Vampiro413 April 16, 2010

Bigfoot Fairy

A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.

Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!

by Bigfoot Researcher November 9, 2008