Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023

Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011

fail-fro

Curly hair on a bad day. Frizzy, all over the place, heat conductor.

I did my hair but once I got to the park, I was already sporting the fail-fro.

by CaptainYellowGiraffe July 18, 2012

soft fail

Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.

Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.

by Ignite! July 10, 2016

Failed Fledgling

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

by jmbraben May 19, 2021

urdic fail

After reading some words and their definitions on Urban Dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullshit and should have never made it onto the site. This is known as an urdic fail.

Yo, did you read the words of the day on Urban Dictionary today?

Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016