ex-boyfriend protocol

When you dump your boyfriend and immediately log out all devices for Netflix and other subscriptions.

Girl 1: I just broke up with Tom.

Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.

by nondairyburrito April 4, 2021

Ex-induced schizophrenia

A newly discovered way of developing schizophrenia.

The doctor diagnosed me, she say I'm suffering from Ex-induced schizophrenia.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

ex-raid system

A shit system by Niantic used to give players a chance at catching Mewtwo in Pokémon Go. It’s a system based on layers of bullshit. You also need to be very lucky to be chosen to receive a pass. It also rewards casual players while giving the shaft to the most dedicated players. A pile of trash system in every conceivable way.

Samy did everything he could to understand the EX-raid system. He watched sadly though as all of his friends got an EX-raid pass while he was always left out.

by Samyanator April 22, 2018

EX Raid Pass

Gods gift to Pokémon go players

HOLY SHIT BRUH YA BOI GOT AN EX RAID PASS

by Squidwards Bitch May 4, 2018

Pierre Ex-hoe

Also known as not-a-thot

"Why is Pierre not stripping anymore?"
"He's Pierre Ex-hoe now."

by EXO_The_Theorist_Of_Home_Plane April 29, 2019

Ex-hype-ment

When you're excited about something that is also generating a lot of hype.

There's so much ex-hype-ment about Christmas this year!

by JustCamInAus December 20, 2010

Ex Future Bae

Someone who you may have been on the path of becoming bae, but for some reason didn't make it.

I miss how ex future bae used to do that thing with her tongue in bed. Too bad she started talking about marriage.

by Samurai Kitten May 27, 2016