Ethan

That one guy who thinks he's socially awkward but is really the life of the party. Cute, witty, sweet, intelligent, talented in the arts. Not a sports guy, but healthy. Really funny and a great to be around as a friend, or something more. People love him, despite that he doesn't know it. Good job you're a great guy. ❤️

Did you know Ethan's dating her? I can't believe it! She's so... Special...

by Supguysitsmeeee February 18, 2019

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A guy who stays at home and smokes weed and plays guitar

Ethan is a pothead

by DICKFACE MAGEE September 30, 2018

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Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

by biggie doodle October 1, 2018

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Watch out Ethan will sit on you he’s a fat Kidd that will hit your sister gf and mom from the back

Person1:hes hot person2:he raped me. He’s a Ethan hit my mom so hard.

by Yourmomsdadsbrotherdied988766 October 5, 2018

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He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone

by 726386272 January 18, 2021

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