Essay

A ploy conceived by English teachers to show their jaded outlook towards students who are either too stupid to do it anyway, or are smart, but prefer pin-point to the point answering rather than spending five paragraphs trying to convince "X" to do "Y". They usually give people a week or so to do the essay, but it is known fact that nobody does the stupid things until the night before it's due.

Tom - "We're going to see a movie, wanna come along?"
Ray - "No, I've still got this clusterfuck of an essay to write."
William -"You mean the one where you have to write five pages about what your favorite aspect of Beowulf was and why?"
Ray - "Yep. See you guys monday."

by Insert Alias Here October 12, 2009

estranged zone

a place worse than the friend zone. It's the place guys go when they cross the line of friendship and the girl isn't interested. Instead of simply going back into the friend zone, he goes to a place where he's almost avoided at all costs no matter how good of a "friend " he was before. He becomes less than a stranger perhaps not even receiving a greeting in public. It's more awkward being around her since she will always have in the back of her mind these "feelings" the guy now has she "never" knew about that she doesn't want to contribute to. If she truly didn't know, she didn't do anything but be herself. Thus her lack of comfort or excessive concern for not being misleading is completely unfounded and often becomes more annoying than anything. If this happens to you, call the girl's bluff of "let's just be friends" by initially being available but gradually if not suddenly no longer going out your way to do anything for her and NOT initiating contact with her. Let her miss the "good friend" she had after she dates some more jerks who probably spared you their problem. It's not a fun place to be but pays off wnen this same "friend" is still single well into her 30s complaining about how a "good man" is hard to find. Meanwhile, you've moved on to your happily ever after knowing that you was that "good man" she passed on.

Note: Nothing wrong with being a single woman in her 30s. The issue is with "complaining" about the lack of good men since many "good men" fell into the "nice guy" or "jaf" category years earlier.

You still in the friend zone with that chick?

Nah, even worse. I'm in the estranged zone. She only calls me when she's arguing with her boyfriend. Other than that, she avoids me like the plague.

by Doublestuff December 9, 2008

esso-asso

One who cuts through a convenience-store parking lot at a red light in an effort to avoid waiting for it to turn green.

That guy is a real esso-asso, but I guess he shaved a few seconds off his commute time!

by Dave Dave Powerslave August 30, 2007

esex

the act of engaging in sexual activities whilst communicating through any electronic device capable of transmitting and receiving a signal

malick and mar had esex

by buttbuttbuttface November 24, 2021

estherly

to be happy, cheery, joyful, laughing

I feel very estherly today

by timchu April 27, 2005

Espendez

A Spanish Don, Big spender, Above Average, Characterized by abundance. Generously sufficient to satisfy any requirement or need. Full or more than adequate amount or supply.

That Dude is an Espendez, he can make it rain all night long!

by Yomy February 24, 2010

Essence

Most beautiful girl, that most people admire. Very talented, loves God and loves sports.Sometimes viewed as a tomboy. Everyone wants to be her, or at least be around her. Can have total mood swings sometimes, but still she is the numero uno. Beautiful smile and outrageous body! Swagged out, indeed she is!

Girl-Did you know Essence was throwing a party?

Girl2- Yea, you know it's going to be hot if Essence is throwing it!!

Girl- Of Course, she's the best!!

by Fashion_ISTA December 18, 2010