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Dookie

An Asian who has the same bowl cut and glasses as Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory and screams 'Nigga' in black strangers' faces
Ah! He's such a "dookie".
by Rawr :] June 18, 2009
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An increasingly popular game of cards which is a variation on 7 card-stud poker, the primary difference being the addition of 4 wild cards called the "Dookie" cards. The Dookie cards are all the odd numbered Clubs: specifically the 3, 5, 7, and 9. The Dookie cards are always wild, no matter if they are dealt up or in
the hole.

Typically, in a heated round of dookie, when someone is dealt a Dookie card face up the other players will inevitably will begin to chant "Dookie, dookie, dookie."

If someone is dealt several "Dookie" cards in a row people will start to make comments like "uh oh, it looks like Fred is flushing Dookie!"

If, at the showdown, someone turns reveals that their hold cards contained Dookie, then there will be the inevitable comments about the player had been "sitting on pocket Dookie.”
"I can't believe I raised with my two jacks in the hole when you were sitting on pocket dookie the whole time!"
by 3579 Clubs November 16, 2004
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dookie-blaster

"dookie-blaster"; otherwise known as a "fudge-packer" or "ass-pirate".

not to be confused with GreenDay.
"I was walking down the alley and noticed this dookie blaster hammering away at his gay lover."
by Azathoth September 29, 2004
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fat dook

A log of shit that's the size of Schwarzenegger's forearm.
Curtis, 'After thanksgiving dinner I always need to drop a fat dook.'

Ian, 'Be sure to post a pic on Facebook.'
by AceA February 19, 2014
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b'donky

example "look at my huge b'donky!"
by king of salmon August 30, 2005
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Doody

Someone who is always messing up and can't do anything right. Also an annoying sibling. Pronounced DOOdy.
Person 1: Oh no! I forgot to add flour to the bread!
Person 2: Ya DOODY!

(Walking down the street)
Person 1: Oh no! I just realized I'm not wearing any shoes!
Person 2: You're such a DOODY!
by PERRRSON February 19, 2015
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Shepard Black: Yo ho, it's your duty to suck off the doody after getting a fuck in booty! Give me a clean dick after a mean stick! Throat like a goat!
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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