soggy orange cheeto that glistens in the sun, always wears a rats nest on head, that uncle that looks at you too inappropriately, also identified as an umpa lump
by bandaddictaf October 17, 2016

Dan: "Yeah bro, let's stick those hamsters up our assholes"
Phil: "Bro, this is becoming a Donald Trump"
Dan: "Well build a wall around it if you don't like it!"
Phil: "Bro, this is becoming a Donald Trump"
Dan: "Well build a wall around it if you don't like it!"
by Killerkrok August 22, 2016

Great Wall of Mexico lover. Rich old faggot with a small loan of a million dollars from his father. He's topically an asshole.
by Shadowhunter4:20 August 7, 2016

A racist, sexist, and homophobic slug-bucket that happened to become president because people of one of the above categories voted for him.
by Warriorpumpkin August 6, 2017

The 45th President of the United States and Real Estate Mogul and actor in the movie, Home Alone II. Won the election only because of the electoral college, but lost the majority vote. After his victory was announced, so many people went to the Canada Immigration site that it crashed, because nearly half of Americans didn't want to be in a country with him as a leader.
by AtheistExtremist November 17, 2016

by Random Person Is Here June 24, 2016
