Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.

Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.

by AcalaRae March 8, 2009

dodgeball

badass sport being banned by schools for the crime of teaching survival skills

Dorks and the fat have their place, and it isn't on a dodgeball field.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

Dodo Bird

Someone who is incompetent of doing a certain task or is dumb and mentally retarded.

You are such a fucking dodo bird.

by Justin Cool KIcks August 30, 2016

Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.

Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.

by Dave Inc February 14, 2007

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004

doden

A social outcast, someone who tries to be part of a social clique but isn't.

Gus is a doden

by wigger6578 December 18, 2014