chronic silly goose. never a serious day in their life for them. ppl treat them like shit because all they wanna do is have fun on this earth. smart and caring but is hiding behind a facade of the silliness. the celibate part is because they are blind to pick up on flirting and the high chance of being a scene kid, side effects of being a derpcel.
can you stop sending me memes of spongebob images with the characters names misspelled, you are being a total derpcel right now.
by flingza April 27, 2023
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Huell’s derpyness keeps them from traveling by car, nearly choked to death last time putting on the seatbelt.
Tony’s Derpism prevents him from peeing standing upright, somehow he always will manage to pee all over himself, the toilet seat, the sink and the ceiling. Tony needs to sit or use a catheter.
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Contagious, splattering derpy energy that causes immediate derpy filled chain reactions radiating in all directions.
Luther really fell ill with derphorrea when he wore sandal sox on the wrong feet. His roommate soon sneaze-cough-snorted up his morning oj shortly thereafter.
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