meth demons

This is the state of mind when you are addicted to methamphetamines. At first, you are a dream come true! Respectful. The light. Kind. You care. And after so long of sleepless nights due to your addiction you eventually will become toxic, narcissistic, manipulative, you will become a pathological liar to close caring friends and family. When this occurs, seek substance abuse and patient treatment immediately!

I hate leaving my shit unoccupied with a bunch of fucking meth demons

by bncreampie July 10, 2021

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release the demons

To take a massive shit and make the toilet explode as if it were a nuclear bomb. It hurts too

I had to go to the bathroom and release the demons.

by Mamabear75 September 22, 2017

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Beat the Demon

A word Christians use to explain masturbation to teenage boys. Usually used by hard core Christians or older belivers in christainity. Made popular by Edward Current

Young Boy-"I saw grampa playing with his pee pee yesterday!"

Christain- "Oh no! Your grandpa like to Beat the Demon! He is a sinner!"
Father- "Man, fuck you and your religious talk."

by ThatYouPornGuy October 22, 2010

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demon pickle

A Demon Pickle is a uniquely disturbing creature.They can often be found stealing others snacks.The Demon Pickle can also spotted in her natural habitat:sleeping at her desk in geography class.They may look innocent at but don’t trust them.They often wear gory anime T-shirts and say things that will make you want to murder them.Also,she will ask you a lot for buffalo vagina.Also as a warning,if you are a guy with a guy friend don’t be surprised if she she the both you.She also loves calling her friends Bajwaamina as well.Her favorite song to recite is “The Furry Rap”.The Demon Pickle also loves imagining knives in crazy creatures called “Cromies”.Now folks how you may defend yourselves from these ghastly creatures is wear bright clothes and be a total bitch and then they will avoid you but talk behind your back with a Bajwaamina and a Sans.

Help! a Demon Pickle is asking me for paper!

by Sickpotato February 21, 2019

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