desertbruise

Synonym of pimp. If you are a desertbruise you are a straight up gangsta with lots of bitches. Desertbruise's usually carry around a cane to keep their bitches in line. Pimps are referred to as desertbruise's because they tend to bruise bitches with their cane if they get out of line.

"Damn look at all them bitches following him. He must be a desertbruise." "Look at that bitch with all the bruises, musta gotten on a desertbruise's nerves"

by burnintooth August 26, 2009

deceptibear

An individual who looks like a bear, but is not.

He had a beard, so I thought he was a bear. Turns out, he's a hipster who hasn't shaved in a while. That guy is a total deceptibear.

That deceptibear has a furry mug, but is hairless everywhere else when he's naked.

by Toropop July 10, 2010

Deerty

A St. Louis, Missouri term of endearment amongst fellow St. Louis inhabitants. Mostly African American. Origin debated.
Made famous nationwide by major hip-hop recording artist Nelly back in 2000 through his independent recording label Deerty Ent.

What's up Deerty?

by lowblowvideo August 5, 2010

DECEPTATRON

And evil filthy robot that destroys dance floors with the dirtiest music the planet earth has ever heard.

What the fuck happened to this club its fucking destroyed?!" "Deceptatron was here last night

by adamL420 December 31, 2010

decent age

When your sister becomes smashable, instead of passable.

"You're already at a decent age, maybe outgrow crawling into my bed."

by Kuudereji October 6, 2018

its hot as nipples in the desert

Very hot, to hot to handle

Person 1: damn its 100 degrees

Person 2: I know its hot as nipples in the desert

by thatgirlroxmysox September 25, 2012

decepticon

girls who purposely lead on guys for the sake of shits and giggles. They always hint things to you and then as soon as you get think you like them and she likes you they step on your balls and disappear into thin air. It's usually a lame month long ordeal, possibly even longer.

So Carrie called me and told me to come over because her parents were out of town. I got there and no one was even home, so I called and she said there was an "emergency". She's such a decepticon.

by ohhhLeThaL November 30, 2006