Dabitis

Your arms get all red and itchy as they swell up into a dabing position. After 72 hours of this your arms will spasticaly dab left and right. The only cure is to get an education.

Oh crap! Looks like John caught Dabitis! Hope he can make to a school soon and learn something!

by fricker101 August 29, 2018

david nolan

The husband of Snow White from the Netflix\ ABC show, Once Upon A Time. He was supposed to marry Kathryn Nolan/ Princess Abigail. But then he fell for another women, Snow White. Oh they also made the savoir, Emma Swan. One last thing. David and Snow had a motto called "i'll always find you" -_-

David Nolan: I'll always find you Snow
Snow: I know you will

by kaboom boom November 25, 2018

David’s Left Nipple

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.

“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon

by myspacecrack February 10, 2019

DAVID

David best guy ever

funny
weird
hopeless romantic

David!

by Habla Espaniol February 22, 2019

David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.

That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!

by Ligs March 1, 2019

David Diaz

A real hottie likes girls with the name Jiselle. He loves football and basketball. He’s pretty popular. He has the cutest smile ever!!!!

David Diaz is so cute!

by Alana14 March 5, 2019

David

A David is a person of low intellect only slightly more intelligent than a brun. David is derived from the mediaeval word day-div. It was used to describe the dumbasses in mediaeval England as they were only permitted out by day. there's a Welsh pronunciation of the word which is pronounced Daffyd. David's believe that alcohol can cure all ailments known to man and some unknown ones. Their favourite food is Turkey dripping which is made buy distilling sweat from Bernard Matthews asscrack. if you come across a David on a extremely hot day it is wise to keep your distance as they are known to spontaneously combust as they are 99.9% alcohol .1% potash

David's been on the piss all day don't go near him he might explode

by Catweazle 0.1 May 15, 2019