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Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022
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Hyper Diarrhea

Man one: "I shitted a big brown out of my horrible ass"
Man one: "Hyper Diarrhea"
by spegt December 24, 2022
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Devils Diarrhea

The ingestion of half a bottle of hot sauce and waiting till the hot sauce is ready to be evacuated out of ones body. Then one, using the other half of the hot sauce in the bottle makes an enema, and squirts the remainder up inside the anus cavity then proceeds to poop/spray thr spiciness all over a hot meal. This is compared to having "Devils Diarrhea".

Place of Origin: Lakewood, Ohio
Originator: Nick Tanski
Nick went home to drink some hot sauce, then used the 2nd half to spray up his ass, giving him "Devils Diarrhea".
by ×Unknown February 11, 2023
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Blowjob Diarrhea

when the head so good it gives you the shits
by jdung May 16, 2023
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tres diarrheas

A parody of the word tres marias, A group of three who are incredibly shameless and horrible at singing. This term is often associated with dissappointments and insane humans.
Tres Marias , What kind of people are the three of you?

We're horrible people, we're not tres marias. We're tres diarrheas@
by anonymous May 24, 2023
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Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.
"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"
by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023
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Gaping Diarrhea

Diarrhea so bad that it widens your asshole open to let everything spill out in a single push.
Person 1: "You were screaming really loud, what happened?"
Person 2: Gaping Diarrhea
by Mannyfeats February 29, 2024
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