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Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
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Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.
Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
by micromoods January 11, 2023
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Crystal

Crystal is very beautiful although very introverted and sometimes often taken as being stuck up due to her lack of social skills. Crystals can be very funny when she opens up and lets herself go into comedy mode. Crystal is a bit self centered at times and will skip her only sisters daughters wedding because she just got a puppy, sort of things.
A Crystal is funny but not a friend you’d count on showing up.
by HJ1111 July 8, 2025
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Crystal

Damn She is Crystal
by Lmfndkd April 29, 2021
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Crystal Clear

Crystal clear is a stand name for the summoner Josephus Joby (JoJo). It ability allows the summoner to distort reality within a 5 metre radius. Power B, Speed A, Range E, Durability A, Precision A, Potential A
Meet my stand 「Crystal Clear」, It has the ability to distort reality within a 5 metre radius, NOW DIE!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
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Crystal dilly

A crystal dildo. Could be used depending on what type of crystal is it.
Person 1: Yo I just bought a crystal dilly! It's amethyst too!!
Person 2: What the fuck?
by vqmett February 24, 2023
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