by Enjoyitmf11 December 10, 2024
Get the Crystal methmug. A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
Get the Crystal Brainmug. by JustLxquid September 22, 2021
Get the crystal phobicmug. Person 1: Hey man you saw what crystals bf (cay) did last week?
Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
by cayyyy February 5, 2023
Get the crystalmug. A name for rare beautiful gem. She acts tough on the outside
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
by Alwayslovetugfriend2004 March 22, 2024
Get the Crystal Wynnmug. A beautiful light skin girl. She is a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, though chic who won’t take any bullshit, strong willed, dedicated, humble and crazy but in a healthy way, optimistic, adventurous. A woman who wants to change the world. She is wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!
She is very talented, although she won't admit it.... She has a beautiful face, she is tall and just amazing!
Crystal has a good personality always smiling and in a good mood. She's very fun to be around never have a dull moment with her. She has a very nice shape and she's also very athletic, loving, and caring. She cares more about other people than herself. She’s at sometimes clumsy but that’s natural.
She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart.
She is very talented, although she won't admit it.... She has a beautiful face, she is tall and just amazing!
Crystal has a good personality always smiling and in a good mood. She's very fun to be around never have a dull moment with her. She has a very nice shape and she's also very athletic, loving, and caring. She cares more about other people than herself. She’s at sometimes clumsy but that’s natural.
She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart.
by CT101 November 21, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
Get the Crystalmug.