The filmy, dark and smelly substance that accrues within the general area of one's genitalia; especially after a long, hot day that included heavy walking.
My fellow passengers on the elevator looked at me with disgust and crinkled their noses--my darn crotch rot was acting up again.
by Shmendor March 10, 2011
When a woman is so disgustingly fat that she has huge rolls hanging over her crotch area, resembling a 2nd set of tits.
Some woman with crotch tits at the airport requested a wheelchair and the whole plane had to wait on her. She's not disabled, she's just too fat and lazy to walk.
by Big scuNk February 27, 2011
by The Cason-Point February 01, 2010
an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear
guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
by Flappy McSpitz February 07, 2009
Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.
by MyFootHurts November 07, 2010
A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'
by Doujinshi March 02, 2009
An abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one's genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance!
"Ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, I was sooooooo the poster boy for Crotch-Confidence, I was completely unstoppable on that dance floor!"
"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"
"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"
by Karilas April 18, 2007