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edgy cowboy 

1.cowboy that rejects the norms of a "regular cowboy" by sporting a Hurley baseball cap and/or pooka shell necklaces while trying to be a cowboy at the same time.

"He's an edgy cowboy"

"Donny is disgusting, forget that edgy cowboy"
edgy cowboy by jenbabe84 November 1, 2008

cock-sucking cowboy 

in a shot glass, half-fill with Baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps. intended to be downed quickly, like a shot of vodka. supposed to incite some kind of lewd repartee between you and the bartender.

also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.
(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"

(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."

Audit Cowboy

One who does more than what is required of them when performing audit procedures
Dervan, I told you to get 75% coverage by vouching payments. Recap1 says you vouched 99.8% of the balance. You my friend are an audit cowboy.
Audit Cowboy by Techno Friday March 18, 2011

ass cowboy 

A sexual term meaning to dress in cowboy boots and a hat and sometimes bandanna and face your partner to the sunset as you mount her doggie style and yell "Yee Haw"
Last night I gave my girlfriend an ass cowboy after we watched westerns.
ass cowboy by Nodog July 27, 2003

Internet cowboy 

A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.
(After boss sees nude picture on his employees computer.) My boss thinks I'm an Internet cowboy but his secretary's got news for him.

Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.

I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.

My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.

dirty cowboy 

being in possession of a handgun and using it as a toy during foreplay with the victim’s acquiescence and request for it to be used in that manner
A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of “dirty cowboy” during sexual foreplay.
dirty cowboy by bjohns81 July 10, 2009