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Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be sleeping with everybody and be giving AIDS to yo dad. Did I mention she got AIDS?
Homie: yo she cute asf

Me: nah bruh she a lil cooter

Homie: shit... fuck it a holes a hole
by Lord Squilliam III January 8, 2020
mugGet the Cootermug.

cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 8, 2022
mugGet the cooter stretchingmug.

tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
mugGet the tooter in the cootermug.

super cooter

A vagina that can handle anything and any size.
Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!
by Supercooterpooter January 14, 2023
mugGet the super cootermug.

Boot Cut Cooter

A derogatory term used to usually describe women who are perceived to be promiscuous or seek attention through sexual behavior
by KinsS April 13, 2025
mugGet the Boot Cut Cootermug.

cooter joover

The act of a man sucking aggressively on the vaginal opening during oral intercorse
'Yeah man i rocked her world last night i gave her the cooter joover
by Jenry .C. Joover September 18, 2021
mugGet the cooter joovermug.

Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.
I love eating her costco cooter
by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024
mugGet the Costco Cootermug.

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