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Cookie Thumper

Slang for penis. Originated from the song "Cookie Thumper" by Die Antwoord.
Man, I want him to put his Cookie Thumper in me!
by thek4team June 8, 2014
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Cookie Monster

A man takes a cookie into his mouth, and he inserts it into a woman's vagina. He bobs his head back and forth, inserting the cookie in and out of the vagina. The woman squirts breast milk onto the cookie and vagina to act as a lubricant. Once the vagina has the aroma of a cookie the man gives the cookie to the girl, and he proceeds to go cunnilingus on the woman. As the man is performing cunnilingus the woman puts her breast milk on the cookie and eats it like an oreo with milk. This can be performed on a woman's rectum as well.
Dude, this girl at the bakery had some big ass chocolate chip cookies, and I totally went Cookie Monster on her ass.
by Kenny Cummings April 8, 2008
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cookie dick

i was fucking my girl in the ass and i got a cookie dick
by justan May 31, 2006
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cookie nipples

nipples that are exedingly round, somewhat like a cookie, some, like toni's, are the same color as her tit.
scotty: hey last nite toni got her tits out at the skate park
Gteam: were they good
scotty: no they had cookie nipples
all: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wicky: i have no spleen
by Gumby131 May 23, 2006
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cookie gobbler

when a man is having hardcore sex doggy style and the man places a plate of cookies on her back and eats them when he has finished he takes the crumbs and stuffs them up her vagina to return to eat them later
by jack and emily December 29, 2008
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Cookie and cream

While havin sex(any kind/position) with a woman, the man pulls out his penis and ejaculates all over a cookie(preferably a grasshopper or Oreo) then makes the woman EAT IT!!!!
That shorty I was wit last night wanted to do something kinky, so I cookie and creamed her!!
by K-Dizzy January 22, 2006
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cookie butt

damn u see that cookie butt i'll eat that shit with a spoon
by nickle stack and ed dirt October 3, 2007
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