colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor

The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

Colorado Sunshine

1. A (vaguely) sexually related act that involves substantial planning to pull off.

- Step 1: Freeze a good portion of urine, the night before the planned sunshining
- Step 2: The next day, wake up early. If the sunshinee is woken, pretend you're making her breakfast or something.
- Step 3: Using a snow cone machine, turn the frozen pee into a slushee consistency.
- Step 4: Form a snowball with the slushee pee
- Step 5: Run into the room, yell "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!" and pelt that bitch in the face with your Colorado Sunshine.

2. Refers to the sunshine, if in Colorado.

Bitch gave me herpes, so I decided to gift her with a bright Colorado Sunshine.

by sssssspunk October 13, 2009

Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

by Whitem@il January 6, 2011

colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009

Colombian Nose Candy

(n) cocaine

also known as bolivian marching powder

1. The DEA was bugging his phones, so when arranging the drug deal, Pablo used the term "Colombian Nose Candy" instead of cocaine to fool the narcs.

2. If you want to have sex with a stripper, make sure to have some Colombian Nose Candy with you at all times.

by meatball12 March 9, 2009

color bang

When your a blood or a crip or eny gang that represents colors

Cj: aye Jonah you blood or crip

Jonah: nah nigga I don't color bang

by High on potnuse March 23, 2016

Colombian Necktie

A method of execution where the victim's throat is slashed (with a knife or other sharp object) and their tongue is pulled out through the open wound.

Donovan sold drugs that didn't belong to him, so the boss told me to give him a Colombian Necktie.

by Zombiie Luvv January 27, 2011