cold dipping

When a group of guys see who can hold his genitals in a glass of ice water the longest.

Girl #1: Where are the boys?
Girl #2: Oh God. They went into the kitchen for a round of cold dipping; Lex claims he's the world champion or something.

by duboce December 23, 2008

cold suzy

When you have the squirts and while sitting on the toilet you have one solid piece of shit come out before the flood gates open.

Jake: What took you so long?
Dustin: Popped a cold suzy

by 3LD1M0 August 4, 2007

Cold Cocking

1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.

"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

by J Boulder June 24, 2016

cold spots

The areas of a pillow that seem to have cooler parts as compared to other areas of that same pillow. First coined by an educated scholar simply refered to as "Owen"

I love when I turn over my pillow and nestle my face in all of these cold spots

by Owenman November 29, 2007

runnin cold

Not had sex for a very long time and REALLY want it

Steve: Dude i'm runnin so cold i gonna get frostbite

by Broco May 5, 2005

cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009

Cold Turkey

A girl that is not interested in having sex and does not accept sexual advances.

Yo dude forget about that party its full of cold turkeys.

by OdotRepresent January 27, 2009