Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

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clitcuzzi

much like the popular ballcuzzi (see ballcuzzi) a clitcuzzi involves the dipping of a flascitated clitoris into a styrofoam cup filled with lukewarm liquid. (for increased festivity use eggnog as the liquid.) simultaneously blow air through a straw to generate jacuzzi-like bubbles.

Damn son that biocth loves getting clitcuzzi's all day err day.

by M SACC January 8, 2007

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clit bump

1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.

Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.

2009

Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!

Dick slapped or clit bumped?!

She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.

by Jonesy 319 June 9, 2009

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clit torture

when a clit is forced to get a clit boner amd played with for fun

ayo yets grab her and clit torture her

by datbooooiiiiiiiiii. November 26, 2017

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what a clit

When a person is too shy, scared shitless, worried or too much much of a pussy, it is a great time to use the saying "what a clit" because it also defines the person as a pussy.

Guy 1: Hey man, so i like this girl but i'm too scared to ask her out..

Guy 2: Bro, what a clit!

by rooooooondog June 8, 2011

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