Climaxident

A sudden, chaotic event that hits like the over-the-top climax of a movie, or a situation, usually involving destruction, poor decisions, and a disturbing amount of energy. Equal parts disaster and dramatic high note.

“And then, like some terrible climax, the white Honda fit flew off the edge — right into the lagoon beside the Rusted MV Lizie J. Still playing porn as it sank. Still carrying that twisted, sick energy all the way down. That wasn’t just an accident. That was a full-blown climaxident.”

by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025

Climax Change

The pollution of a girl's ass being done to a point (after having sex with too many people) that it causes climax change on a asswide scale.

Turns on TV

Last year, global whoreming and climax change forced polluted bitch shores to stop having sex with the world population due to the polluting of assvironments.

by sandyasscheeks November 12, 2025

climbing crib critter

Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.

Somebody grab that climbing crib critter before they get to the top of the rock wall!

by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025

Climbing rooftops

Getting high

"Jamie and Sarah totally smell like weed."
"Yeah I bet they spent their morning climbing rooftops-"

by Livinlarge44 December 30, 2025

plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.

Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.

by Phil Ski July 16, 2006

cliff climber

someone who enjoys playin with another mans penis alot

i heard jude is a cliff climber now and cant get enough wiener

by nunurbznz October 24, 2008

pizza climax

when you are eating pizza and the sauce squirts onto your face

When the boy bit into the pizza, there was sauce on his face because of the pizza climax.

by boulder94 October 3, 2011