Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.

Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype

by Ijustwantedtowritesomething May 3, 2024

Christian

A guy who shaves his legs

John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day

by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024

Christian

Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.

"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)

by subbst June 9, 2024

Christian

Someone who always want to be right

“My name is Christian, you’re wrong”

by X Tina March 11, 2024

Christian

Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.

"Oh, Aurora, is Christian your bf?"
"What do you mean? He's my husband!"

by CasDavFri April 6, 2024

CHRISTIAN

somebody who believes in God, the son, and the holy spirt. And the bible

my friend is a Christian which means he follows christ .

by mm1skiii April 8, 2024

christian

Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.

guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy

by dale_smells July 14, 2024