The Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.

Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?

Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.

by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011

dip check

when a guy fingers a girls vagina and when she isnt looking he smells his finger to see if it smells. if his finger doesnt smell he if free to move on to the next base.

man bobby, im glad i did the dip check on suzie. she had one rank twat!

by clay p October 2, 2007

movie check

An oversized check in either physical dimensions or proscribed currency valuation.

The nomenclature originates from the idea that movie stars typically receive a lump-sum payment for their appearence in motion pictures.

Also, the large not truly designed to be a negotiable financial instrument, you see them handed out to golf tournament champions or lottery winners, but surely some feebly minded bearers have attempted to cash or deposit the corpulent check and its corresponding amount.

"Dubbs, you better write me that motherfucking movie check you owe me."

"I've been cutting grandma's grass for the past three months, that bitch better cut me a big fat movie check, pronto."

by Jason Michael Holly November 10, 2005

Eagle Check

An act of kindness intended to intercept a sexually inappropriate act performed by a responsible peer. Often considered "cock blocking".

A nationally accredited program at SUNY Brockport. Most commonly performed by jealous bitties.

Jenna: How was last night?
Mike: Great until I was about to get it in, and her stupid fat friend eagle checked my shit!
Jenna: What a cock blocker!

"I was walking down the street and saw a rape goin down so I eagle checked that mother fucker. I guess you could call me a hero."

by Ells Worth October 15, 2011

check ur privilege

Something people who need to kill themselves say.

Her: Check ur privilege!

You: KYS.

by Jayack February 22, 2017

checkers

a "Burgers-Fries-Cola" joint found in DC, MD, and VA(possibly in other east coast cities). Quite possibly the best burgers and fries you can get short of being gourmet... beware, they are really big, and really greasy.

Person #1: Do you want to go to McDonalds or Arby's?
Person #2: Nah, let's go to Checkers.

by carmen November 6, 2003

checkout chick

1. An underpaid worker in a supermarket etc who is worked into the ground and treated like a slave by higher ranking supermarket workers, who are usually in their 40's and are under qualifyed for the real world.

Usually required to work up to 10 hours in a supermarket either all at once or by split shifts, and are forced to act greatful for their existance and act like slave labour is the best thing since sliced bread.

2. Someone who is always happy in any given job.

1. God, that checkout chick hates the supermarket.
2. Lucy is always acting like a f**king checkout chick.

by Nicolexx December 20, 2006