Coner

A total bender who sucks at hockey people skate around them and use them as a cone usually a defenseman

Gordie is such a coner.

by Bends saucer November 9, 2009

Chocolate Cone

When a girl sticks her boobs in your ass hole covering nips with your shit and you lick the shit off like you would an ice cream cone

Matt and Taylor did the Chocolate Cone!!

by taylorlovesmatt April 9, 2009

crocket cone

and ice cream cone where the cone is filled with ice cream then leveled off even with the edge of the cone.

I dont want too much ice cream. Just make me a Crocket cone.

by chrs885 August 3, 2003

barbarian cone head

A barbarian cone head is when a traffic cone is used as a battering ram up one's anus so violently, when pulled out covered in shit and blood, the cone is put on the victims head and left to dribble whilst he/she is tied up in a fritzel like dungeon/basement.

I love giving barbarian cone head treatment to my wife every sunday evening after eating a cock meat sandwich with plenty of home made mayonnaise....

by Filthy santa January 1, 2011

chone

young females, desired by young males for horizontal use

Let's go get us some chone.

by greener May 3, 2005

choner

a chest-boner;
a bone-spur on the sternum (breastbone) that is widely known to be a penis. Can occur in males or females, though is extremely gross in females.

see also chussy.

Don't bump chests, it might hurt your choner.

by Alfredo January 11, 2005

Coner

Coner: NOUN. On a US Submarine it is used by members of ratings who's watch stations are aft of the operations compartment, not including MTs on SSBNs. Generally NUCS believe themselves to be better than any coner. This feeling arises from the fact a NUC usually has had more training, it is more difficult training, and they often have to work harder than many other rates, particular those of the 'coners' whos jobs are genrally less physically demanding.

A NUC will often comment on how a 'coner' lives at the 'pointy end of the boat'. This highlights the fact they need more sleep as any dolt looking at a Submarine can see the AFT end is far more pointy than the FWD end, lol.

Ironically its those who despise a 'coner' who are themselves, by their own definition anyway, 'coners'.

Nuc MM #1: Whos the NUB?
Nuc MM #2: Ah he's another coner, an STS.
Nuc MM #1: Another guy that'll be hittin' the beach before us all the time, makin rate faster, and hangin out in Sonar all the time.
Nuc MM #2: Yeah those coners sure are stupid.

by STS1SS August 7, 2007