Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)

His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy

by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022

biting the carrot

When you are fucking your girl and she squeezes her vagina lips so tight that it cute off circulation causing it to turn orangeish red

hey man my girl was biting the carrot the other night!
Didn't it hurt?

by tpainga December 3, 2024

Carrot

Sexiest vegetable

“I do love me a carrot”

by ATS412 August 14, 2022

Carrot top

A little ginger who lies about there age and they look like a leprechaun but they flash people

Oh look there’s the short annoying carrot top

by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021

Carrot Snapper

The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk

His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.

by colatheproto May 2, 2023

cold carrots

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food

Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's

by Ayad15 May 6, 2016

Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019