Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot
"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"
by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023
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Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd April 10, 2012
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Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018
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scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
by Carrrrot January 02, 2021
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carrot head

蘿蔔頭
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head
stfu stupid carrot heads☕️ im bomb ure cluntry tokyo nagoya osaka oyama Oppenheimer style...
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
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carrot filling

Carrot filling is when you take a bag of baby carrots and put a carrot in every hoLe of your body for pleasure. Nose, ears, butt (no exception) the act of the carrots filling your body gives you huge amounts of pleasure
"I told Becky I was into carrot filling, and the next time she came over to smash she brought a bag of baby carrots, I knew that night was going to be so hot"
by Brookzie August 17, 2017
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used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2012
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