A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.
Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!
by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019
Get the Baby Carrotmug. history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
Get the history of carrotmug. A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head
by hobo traveller February 24, 2025
Get the Blackwater Carrot Slapmug. (slang, informal, vulgar)
A person with a long, angled face.
The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.
"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.
A person with a long, angled face.
The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.
"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.
by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025
Get the carrot facemug. by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021
Get the Carrot Asparagusmug. Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.
So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.
by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020
Get the carrot coloured crybabymug. A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
Get the Carrot positionmug.