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Carl Cuddles

Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.
Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.
by CBrom85 February 27, 2021
mugGet the Carl Cuddlesmug.

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
mugGet the Tree-fucking Carlmug.

Carl The Collector

The pbs kids show that has a awful intro Yes It's Carl The Collector yes it's Carl absolutely Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl Carl Carl The Collector
Carl The Collector is a pbs kids show bassed on a autistic raccoon kid called Carl
by pnmnmorshshttkork February 11, 2025
mugGet the Carl The Collectormug.

Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.
I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.
by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018
mugGet the Hot Carlmug.

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
mugGet the old man carlmug.

Carl Crepps

A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.
That poor dude got with a dum hoe and doesn't realize he had a Kimberly what a Carl Crepps.
by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025
mugGet the Carl Creppsmug.

Carl

Carl you have two fursonas, you're going to Midwest Furfest this year, and your saving to get a fursuit admit it already you're a furry.
by Kiri-Kuck July 22, 2019
mugGet the Carlmug.

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