Cactulitis

A disease you get from a cactus.

I went to the dessert and got cactulitis from a cactus.

by Legmeter October 20, 2022

Cactus Rat

Slang term for a coyote.

I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!

by Buddha Claus October 29, 2022

Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus

"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

cactisis

Seeing more than 5 cactus plants in same location within 15 foot radius.

Did you see those cactisis?

by Millyjilly November 23, 2022

Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.

Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.

by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022

cactenis

A penis shaped cactus.

Everyone knows that a cactus shaped like a penis is called a cactenis.

by Live Life Stoned February 11, 2023

Cactus

A person who u share a situationship with

She is my cactus

by savemeh March 7, 2023