Mass Ave Boys

The hardest, most badass, motherfuckers to grace this universe. They live on Massachusetts Ave in DC. they got bitches that they call Mass Ave Groupies.

Activities include:

Ping Pong
Toking
Blazing
Being better than you
Smoking weed
Eating clementines
Wakin Bakin

Common Phrases include:

Dre, stop being such a nigger!
Uncultured
Your Words, not mine
I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
I CAN DUNK!
got bud?

420=396
Person 1- Damn! those Mass Ave Boys sure are cool! I wish i was one of them!

Person 2 - You can be, you just have be 1,000,000 times cooler.
by Dredrefresh April 30, 2011
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Mass pass

When you are fat/overweight you have a right to make fat or weight jokes (respectfully)
"damn bro you big as hell"
"Should you say that"

"Nah it's chill he's got the mass pass"
by Waaaaaah waluigi! February 24, 2022
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Mass Hole

The most massive of all the Assholes, can also be the biggest Asshole of all Assholes you've ever known.
"My Ex sure is a Mass Hole"
by Aunt-Sass April 28, 2016
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mass avenue

mass avenue has no woman
mass avenue has no woman
by Real Alberto May 11, 2022
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Mass party

Huge party typically full of teenagers and early 20 year old guys looking for a quick root. Best to go to these parties fully clothed unless you're looking at getting pregnant or paying child support for the rest of you life. Mass parties generally don't have honourable amounts of food just booze and weed. Best mass parties are hosted in halls and clubs with mean lighting set ups
Chad: " yo Harley did you hear there's a mass party on Saturday?!"

Harley: " yeah I did, ifts going to have all the bass drops and sickest lighting set ups, I heard there's going to be over 300 people!!"
by Freegan.Banana August 11, 2016
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Mass shat

1: When you do one too many shits.
2: When you don’t give a fuck about a person and piss them off.
3: A hat you think is cool but is too fucking religious.
4: When you shot one too many cunts.
1: He mass shat all over Damo and Jacinta.
2: You’ve fucking mass shat on me ever since you made me suck your dick.
3: Wow, what a mass shat you got me for my birthday! I’m gonna fuck you so hard bitch!
4: Oh no, Kevin mass shat everyone!
by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021
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weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.
Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.
by Jennifer the wise February 04, 2006
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