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naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.
Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky
by vulture boi April 30, 2009
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naked thumb war

Hey girl, what's going on tonight.. You want to have a naked thumb war?
by wafflebitch January 1, 2018
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Reverse Naked Bloke

A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.
Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt”
by will98 June 1, 2023
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star bollock naked

going fully nude - British Term
"its soo hot am gonna go star bollock naked"
by ManchesterLad July 22, 2015
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Naked drunk beti

When you get drunk and sad and then get naked and lie down on the sofa and cry uncontrollably about your boyfriend catching a flight the next day.
Oh man... She really pulled a naked drunk beti last night, while I wanted to bang her.
by Specialmememaster January 7, 2019
mugGet the Naked drunk betimug.

Butt naked face

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.
She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg
by Wildbloc January 1, 2022
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naked man bitch

Its where a naked man and a female dog fuck making a naked man bitch, it come our of the man not the dog
by Creator os THIS THING OF | D: February 25, 2019
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