The sexual act of sitting on the toilet backwards placing a computer on the tank lid while shitting and masturbating to the person whom you are skyping with.
by Los Muerto Diablos January 01, 2013
1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.
2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.
2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.
2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.
2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.
Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.
by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004
A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
by Mr_Jones January 31, 2007
the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.
by SHOWTIME March 06, 2005
The art of receiving a blowjob in the 69 position with the man on top and subsequently defecating on the performer's face. Related to the blumpkin supreme except ensuring that the fecal matter is promptly and accurately placed on the lucky recipients face.
by Stuart12345 April 09, 2007
by Jose July 10, 2004
by The Brain from NY November 02, 2005