Ass Biscuit(s)

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

by Thom els October 11, 2008

dracula biscuits

A gothic person's tits, if they are large.

"Damn, look at the knockers on that goth!"
"Yeah, they're big enough to be dracula biscuits!"

by Janis June 25, 2004

Biscuit tips

A biscuit tip is when yo' shoes are just jacked up! When some one has shoes the are faded, fallin' apart and they stink these shoes are called biscuit tips.

Her shoes are some straight up biscuit tips, look they all chewed up in the front. Daaaannnggg!!!!!!!!!

by Ree-Ree June 27, 2006

shitty biscuts

A bad situation or anything perceived as extremely unpleasant. Also commonly used as an exclamation in times of displeasure or angst.

Co-worker - "I need your help. Please help me with work."

Me - "Shitty Biscuts!"

by nickbag9 June 27, 2007

skiz biscuit

1 - what snoop dogg would call someone he doesn't like.
2 - a derogatory name you stumble upon while being ridiculous.

you're such a skiz biscuit.

by Brittany & Mallory March 23, 2010

Viscous Biscuit

A Fecal turd with high levels of viscosity. A turd that is physically maintained within the occurrence of Diarrhea or a loose bowel movement. Liquid, wet poop.

Fuck him man! Don't let him disrespect you like that! You better leave some viscous biscuits in his fucking pillow case tonight!

by Sorry Sans August 24, 2010

skeeter biscuit

A Southern slut who is unclean, and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl who works at Torino's is a real skeeter biscuit.

by volsgirl1976 February 22, 2011