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Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".
This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...
by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011
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The Last Ass Bender

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.
I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.
by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017
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Banter

The contemporary meaning for abuse and idle chatting and socially inexcusable comments by those people who lack the ability to construct intellectual arguments.
by 922 October 21, 2012
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Banter

"banter" = when the bullying becomes too much for the recipient, the sender declares 'its only banter', as an escape goat, deeming it acceptable behavior
"You are fucking useless at this job"
"Oh thanks..."
"Only kidding mate, just banter"
by RealMenCry September 26, 2018
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Bitch Bender

n. one who possess the power to bend a bitch with their chi. this may only be done with the use of an element. the elements consist of the following: air, water, earth, and fire. very few humans are born with the power to bitch bend.
Air Bitch Bender will use his chi and his mind to levitate a female in the air 3 meters and perform downward dog.

Water Bitch Bender will have the power to propel the female skimming over the water in the missionary position, as if he was riding her like flipper.
by PC a water bitch bender July 19, 2010
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benger

Benger/Beng

Used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.
1. Anyone want a cup of benger?
2. I could do with a chip benger.
by Jay C June 2, 2004
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