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A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
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playin wit you

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up
"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"
by Cherries and Wine January 22, 2019
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Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters
The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.
by Leroop December 15, 2021
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ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving
Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
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phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.
His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.
by B2316 April 5, 2016
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Wit sit

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"
by Quang May 2, 2018
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ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving
Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
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