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Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.
I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin
by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022
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bald ass hoe

friend: you bald ass hoe!
you: oh thank you bitch,
by alone one why October 26, 2020
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Chasing a bald man

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!
by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
by Bunsdads June 5, 2019
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Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
by George Cremaster January 27, 2025
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i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!
by SimplyWords January 1, 2025
mugGet the i am baldmug.

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