blarted

sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.

I just blarted!

by stepheni andrade July 29, 2010

brasted

being so drunk that you fall on your face, break your teeth, and have to get braces.

I was brasted at Bajas last night.

by wasted, drunk, blacked out May 31, 2014

asster blaster

the little known gay life mate of master blaster on mad max,much the same as master plaster

damn it, lets go get us some chimminychangas

by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005

butter cup blaster

the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons

Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.

Andy: Sucks to be you man.

by El Smockito January 3, 2010

Texas Butt Blaster

To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)

my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.

by Hupman December 30, 2011

Hershey Blaster

While getting head, right before you cum, you turn around and shit in her face. then you procede to jack off on her chest.

"I gave her a nice hershey blaster last night, she swore that she would never call me again."

by Barnett Jones November 15, 2007

beasted

a british military term for "completely catching someone off gaurd and beating the everloving shit out of them, physically, mentally, and or pyschololgically"

We beasted that fuckn twat for not having his shit together

by neitone October 14, 2010