autopet

A way of petting a cat for the lazy:

a finger is held up about an inch away from the cats face, the cat will then rub its head against it , thus petting itself

Hey mittens! AUTOPET

by jijithecat April 22, 2011

autotune

-TPain's voice in songs

Is that autotune or Tpain? Both

by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010

Autozoner

A valient and courageous employee of Autozone. He goes to work each day knowing that at least once a day, for as long as he works at Autozone, someone will ask for a part for a primer grey car. The customer wil never have any year, make, or model information on the car and will often times use terms like "the stuff with the what not" to describe the part to said employee with the expectation of Autozone employees to be both on-site mechanincs and clairvoyant.

Autozoners should get paid more to deal with stupid shit.

by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007

autofellatio

The art of sucking your own cock

The artist formally known, as the artist formally known as the artist, leant over and sucked himself until he came.

by spylad August 11, 2003

autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word.

The definition of "autometalogolex" is "the act of looking up the definition of this word".

by aloonymouse December 22, 2017

autohilaripost

To crack yourself up with your own post on social networking site (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

My latest autohilaripost had my co-workers questioning my sanity.

by I need a unique pseudonym January 27, 2010

autotune

Rebecca Black.

nuff said?

it's friday, friday.. SHUT IT AUTOTUNE

by shh3296 June 22, 2011