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Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.
Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Australian duster

When you blow a load on your partner's arse cheeks (preferably after anal) and then wipe it up with your pubic hair
"I was fucking this chick and she forced me to perform the Australian duster. I'm gonna kill that slut"
by Smol_Wog April 9, 2024
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Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Australian Icebox

My girl gave me an Australian Icebox last night.
by Bootyholic May 15, 2024
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Australian Airforce Cadets

The Australian Airforce Cadets are the superior of all Cadets, Better than the Homosexual "Anchor Wanker" and the very horny "Tanker Wankers", The Airforce Cadets The Australian Airforce Cadets are also the smartest and most intellectual out of the 3. Think of them like the Middle child, Extremely Underrated
Oh shit, theres the Australian Airforce Cadets
by UP_DA_WAHS May 21, 2024
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Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
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