australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.

Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.

by rumancer April 7, 2018

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australian carwash

when a girl is sucking your dick from the back

last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"

by Forsakenmeme420696969 November 6, 2021

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Australian Yawn

Australian yawn is another word for a queef.

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!

by mamamusa June 4, 2017

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Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.

"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger

by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025

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Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".

I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.

by Goshaveyourballsyoudustyoldfar August 14, 2024

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The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

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