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Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"
by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020
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Australian Creampie

When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich
“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich
by Haymen81 August 29, 2022
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Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)
Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!
by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024
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The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.
Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"
by Yunita537 March 11, 2020
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Australian Boogie

Sex with an individual whom has hairy junk.
T: Picked up a lovely gal last night and I did the Australian Boogie.

B: What is that?
T:I went dancing in the bush
by SnorkelingWombat April 23, 2015
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Australian

A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).
Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.
by 239429034802 July 25, 2024
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Australian Spray Paint

The act of a man nutting inside of another man's anus, then farting the nut out onto a canvas.
Donnie and Sam Australian Spray Painted all over Marshalls face.
by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025
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