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crush attack

The moments when you see your crush, or when he/she actually looks at you. The feeling is like your floating on a cloud, or it feels like your drowning, like you can't remember how to breath properly.
My bff: are you alright?
Me: I just saw my crush, and he looked at me!!
My bff: ohhh, so your having a crush attack?
Me: ya.
by Ilovesoccer123 August 5, 2016
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Liver Attack

noun.

1) when livers randomly attack their owners.

2) a sudden failure of the liver

a)less severe than a heart attack, but can still kill you
1) I was walking down the street, and then this liver popped out at me. It was such a liver attack.
2) I was laughing so hard, I had a liver attack!
by Sister Wife March 14, 2011
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gay attack

When a normally straight person is strongly attracted to a person of the same sex.
*averagely attractive girl walks by*
lily: woah she's sooo beautiful!!"
lily's mind: WAIT WHY IS MY HEART BEATING?? no... I'm not gay I'm just intimated because she's prettier then me..

*attractive girl walks up*

lily's mind: fuck fuck fuck fuck she's so pretty wait no no no no agghhghh I'VE NEVER THIS BEFORE FOR A GIRL WHAT IS THIS???!! Am I having a gay attack?.. yeAH that's explains it..?
by r3v3nger September 9, 2018
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stack attack

n.

1. To bring it, in a really prudish sort of way.
2. Insidious consumption of chocolate and/ or tofu.
Man, is there any left? No. Total stack attack.
by Melvin Galoriel May 15, 2006
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heart attack

A can of Sparks mixed with either Gin or Vodka
by Fhenix January 24, 2008
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fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.
"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."
by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012
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pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)
"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."
by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008
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