April 2nd

The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.
Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!
by MIDGET PERSON October 23, 2019
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4 april

4 april AKA do bad things, cuz you only live one time
Hey, it's 4 April. Let's do sum drugs
by xhasdfghjk March 30, 2021
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April 23rd

This is the day when Larry leaps from his bed craving penis, he will bite and yell to do anything he can to eat your junk. Watch out.
Aw fuck, we can’t have sex in the tire it’s APRIL 23RD, The Larry will eat your 2 inch poker Jim
by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019
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April 7

The day were a funny, awkward , rich kid was born. If you were born in this day you have lots of friends!
Hey did you hear that kid was born in April 7?
Other person: yea I can tell because he is rich!
by Drama king November 17, 2019
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April 16

April 16 is a day of april, dont think about it too much
Human1- yo what day is it?

Human2- its april 16
by Heyitzyuhboijigglz April 13, 2018
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April 24th

If you where born on this day you are the most perfect girl. You are very well mannered, respected by all, everybody loves you because you have such a cheery, bubbly personality l, you are very energetic, you have the best body, best kisser, you are always happya nd know how to put a smile on other people's faces, you are the smallest in the group but your personality is very big, you are very pretty and anyone that has you in there life shoukd be thankful!
"Yo it's April 24th I'm so happy this date exists"
by Dwrekthedinosaur April 20, 2020
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April 26

Respect Women Thursday” a day to respect women and how independent they really are.
April 26! It’s Respect Women Thursday Daniel! Respect Women everywhere!
by carloooooooo April 26, 2018
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