dipping anus

kind of like dip shit or faggot

Stop u fucking dipping anus

dipping anus by Niggerin abottle February 7, 2020

Dead Anus Hole 

When a person agrees with someone else when they say "dead butt cheeks?"

Sally: Omg did you hear about what happened to Lucas? He sharded out glass!
Joey: Dead butt cheeks?
Sally: Dead anus hole.

Dead Anus Hole by crunchy onions February 9, 2021

Boofed out anus

A '''boofed out anus''' is the result that occurs over time while practicing a lifetime of continuous anal cavity and sphincter elasticity abuse caused by birth control methods such as anal sex and extereme prostate fisting to avoid unwanted pregnancy. A boofed out anus often makes and act of flatulence into a zephyr]-like wisp of air that normal sphincters would produces as farts due to the gaping nature of the anal cavity. There are multiple surgeries costing insane amounts of money in order to reconstruct the anus in order to rewind the effects of anal boofing but not many surgeries have been succesful or produced any natural looking results. People with boofed out anus syndrome also suffer from ogre like cankles and low levels of intelligence.

Julie is so gassy today but thanks to her boofed out anus I have not heared a sound!

Boofed out anus by suckiteasy August 8, 2014

Consume thy anus 

Essentially eating ass but very courteous and elegant

Martha would you kindly let me consume thy anus

Consume thy anus by Consume thu anuses June 9, 2018

Dad where is my anus 

It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground

An example:

Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus

Dad where is my anus by Ali-angelo_YT February 17, 2020

you is anus 

derogatory term used to assert another individual's disrepute or overall shittiness.

"yeah, I can't give you a ride, sorry."
"Dude, you is anus right now".

you is anus by Frankenfabulous January 10, 2006

Achielles Anus 

a popular phrase to describe an individual with the inability to defecate under extreme circumstances or under severe stress

Henry Achielles Anus keeps him from using port-a-potty's at sporting events, concerts or when pyrotechnics are going off.

Achielles Anus by Crotch Cricket April 28, 2009