Alberta fur trapper

A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure

Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh

by Justspreadinknowlage December 7, 2017

Alberto

Alberto he's a funny guy , he's kinda weird at times , and when he gets nervous like a tomatoe

" Alberto why do you like a tomatoe when you get nervous "

by Ifkkkkkkk November 25, 2018

Alberta Steam Train

When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole

Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol

by Senpini salom April 16, 2020

Alberto

Alberto is the most passionate person you’ll ever meet. He harbors a lot of pain, but still isn’t afraid to feel or express his emotions. He feels deeply, which is why you’ll see the fire in his eyes. If he could only learn how to process his emotions. He could stop them from causing him pain and instead harness his energy to attract the right kind of love and success. He is imperfectly perfect. He’s honest to a fault, refreshingly loyal, undoubtably kind, enchantingly charming, modestly seductive, affectionately silly and punctually flirtatious. He’s everything to anyone who knows what matters most.

Alberto is not only my soulmate, but my twin flame.

by Bear0916 November 23, 2021

albertsvk

Gorgeous amazing editor who is talented and cool 🥹

“Albertsvk is so cool”-1
“Ikr”-2

by albertsvk March 24, 2022

Albertassment

Verb: When a Premier (typically from Alberta) does the un-important things badly, and then neglects to do any of the important things at all.

Credit: @HollyHoye

Person A: "Premier Smith phoned a film production company to make them change their policies on vaccination."
Person B: "Aren't children's hospitals overrun? What is she doing about that?"
Person A: "This is a classic case of Albertassment."
Person B: "I want out of this province."

by OSTBearBnT December 5, 2022

Albertoratkingbruh

Someone or something that is white

He's albertoratkingbruh

by Yubbymaster September 24, 2023