Affliction Dick

Whenever the penis stops working because the person has worn too much affliction clothing

Mike:yo did you fuck Sarah last night?
Xavier:nah I got affliction dick mid way

by Venezuelan dihh December 27, 2025

Affirmative Action

When you gobble down 5 honeypackets and your date cancels on you. So you find a substitute, no matter the cost.

"Ooh a rotting carcass of a Racoon, time to take affirmative action"

by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

middle-africa

(adj.)- a word used to describe high school freshman boys; undeveloped in the central region; unworthy of upper-classman girls.

"Jay, I don't understand why you go for the middle-africa boys, i mean really, you're a sophomore."

by oxjamiexlinxo January 28, 2009

pointless affection

Giving your emotional attention to someone with a heart of stone.

I guess I was giving pointless affection for a long time.

by howeverlongitgoeson January 14, 2010

Lin Affect

Pretend like you are going to cut a player from your basketball team. Hopefully, said player will be motivated to score 20+ points a game.

Person 1: Did you cut that new guy?

Person 2: No, I'm hoping the Lin Affect will kick in soon.

by Bnindo1231 April 8, 2012

Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

Squad affect

The act of disliking a person/thing just because your squad doesn't...

"My friends don't like you so I don't"... Squad affect

by ALMIGHTEE_C October 1, 2014