Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Charles Rodgers was born on December 2, 1983in Chico, California. He graduated from Chico High School and then University of California, Berkley. Aaron plays professional football for the Green Bay Packers. Off season, he likes to play golf, work out with his brothers (Luke and Jordan), travel, and go to Milwaukee Brewers games. He and Clay Matthews, a linebacker fornthe Green Bay Packers, are good friends and hang out often. Aaron is not married, but likes redheads. He is often seen in the "Discount Double Check" State Farm commercials. He drives a Ford F150, and likes to visit his summer home in San Diego. He's a beautiful boy :)

Person 1: who's that hottie playing for the packers?
Person 2: oh, you dont know? Its thier quarterback, aaron rodgers! Isnt he cute?!

by Builtfordtough December 9, 2012

Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr is as much of a dick as George Eacker and would make great Hamilton killers

Aaron Burr shot Alexander fucking Hamilton

by Mah nahm ihs ahlexander hahmil August 10, 2019

aaron osteraasing

consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.

when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.

"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"

by jmsuperfly November 24, 2009

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

aaron cattoir

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc

"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"

by zoeofleon April 8, 2009

Aaron Litvak

A little sexy b3ast who acts like a 12 year old call of duty player with 0.20 kdr.

your such an Aaron Litvak (proceeds to jump off a bridge)

by aa13cool October 22, 2018

Aaron Gans

The best daddy, boyfriend and husband ever. He is blue eyed, handsome and lovable. A man who isn't afraid to love a woman that's a beautiful disaster of emotions. He helps when and where he can for those he loves, even if it involves supporting and raising another man's children like his own.

Aaron Gans is such an amazing guy that does not back down from life's battles and would stand up to any challenge for the woman and people he loves.

by Just Peachey October 28, 2018